Infinite Monkey Theorem. At Work.
Infinite number of monkeys + typewriters = Entire works of Shakespeare. Hmmm.
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05/29/2009
How Sad is My Blog?
Um. Pretty sad. Too much whining.
May 29, 2009 5:42:06 PM
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Memorial Day Memo
Food: Six Feet Under cheeseburger. Radial pancakes (tasted like the batter was made from scratch - confirmed by owner). Holy Taco quesadillas & mojito. Bowls of cinnamon toast crunch. This is why I need to start running again. Work: None. "Uh. We didn't know when you wanted to start." "Can I borrow a giant red stamp that says "IMMEDIATELY" or "ASAP" and affix it to my application, please?" Books: Well, reading just one right now (despite what the list to the right says). Pride and Prejudice and Zombies. It is hilarious in a biting British way and really compelling. Writing:...
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Villages
Maybe I was just born in the wrong time. Or maybe I slipped through some Einsteinian dream and wound up in this time, a tourist without a map. I think I was meant to live in a small village, maybe be a bee keeper or candle maker or maybe, let's be honest, the village idiot. But I don't want to work 60 hours a week. Hell. I don't think human beings were designed to work 40 hours a week. And certainly not in cubicles with mystifying phone buttons and douche bag bosses. We were meant to be outside moving around...
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